Hmm, what's this then?You know, it's amazing the things you can pick up on the TARDIS computer screen. Just the other day, I was floating through the Time Vortex, near to the planet Kernick, which is usually inhabited by creatures which look like giant frogs. Honestly. Giant frogs. Saying that, they do make a good ice cream sundae. Although it lacks something. Possibly a banana.
Anyway.
Where was I?
Oh yes, so there I was floating near Kernick, and the TARDIS computer screen picked up a Kernick version of Tumblr. Well, I would have joined that, only you had to donate a bucket of flies for membership, and where was I going to get a bucket of flies? I suppose I could have gone to the plant Picollol, where they're over run with flies, but that would take a whole hour.
I.. don't really know what the point in that story was, but never mind.
I'm the Doctor by the way.
The Adventures Of MiniDoc
Me and my good friend George Takei. He’s a good friend. You’re jealous, right? Oh yes. We had tea and discussed space travel, and then I took him to the future so he could have a nosy around and meet the real United Federation of Planets.
Me and that guy who died. I’ve met him several times. Mostly in the past. Before he died. God bless Big Ianto Jones.
Me and the gorgeous Big Gwen Cooper. She’s kick ass. Like seriously kick ass. Have you met her? You should. She’s Kick ass.
theprivatelifeofsherlockholmes:
Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.
Steven Moffat does it.
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HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
everyone should have this on their blog
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In a land of crimes and a time of deduction, the safety of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young consulting detective. His name… Sherlock.
Me and William Shatner. Yes, I couldn’t believe my eyes either. I actually feature on his “The Transformed Man” album. If you listen carefully, you can hear me.
I will be a guest at 11th Hour, the Doctor Who convention. I shall be with MiniDonna, MiniRose and MiniJack. MiniGwen MAY be joining us. I’ll also be with MiniMatt, MiniAmy and MiniIdris. Come and say hello if you’ll be in attendance. You’ll see me around, having photos with people, carried by a girl wearing a Sherlock t-shirt.
I say “guest”… I’ll just BE there.
