You know, it's amazing the things you can pick up on the TARDIS computer screen. Just the other day, I was floating through the Time Vortex, near to the planet Kernick, which is usually inhabited by creatures which look like giant frogs. Honestly. Giant frogs. Saying that, they do make a good ice cream sundae. Although it lacks something. Possibly a banana.
Where was I?
Oh yes, so there I was floating near Kernick, and the TARDIS computer screen picked up a Kernick version of Tumblr. Well, I would have joined that, only you had to donate a bucket of flies for membership, and where was I going to get a bucket of flies? I suppose I could have gone to the plant Picollol, where they're over run with flies, but that would take a whole hour.
I.. don't really know what the point in that story was, but never mind.
I'm the Doctor by the way.
This man here, is called James Moran. He writes things. He’s actually very good at writing things. He’s a little less good at stealing things, namely TARDIS’s. Namely because he pauses for photos. He became my companion for a day, and I took him to meet some zombies, and a goose named Jason, who I believe he took home and taught to write things.