You know, it's amazing the things you can pick up on the TARDIS computer screen. Just the other day, I was floating through the Time Vortex, near to the planet Kernick, which is usually inhabited by creatures which look like giant frogs. Honestly. Giant frogs. Saying that, they do make a good ice cream sundae. Although it lacks something. Possibly a banana.
Where was I?
Oh yes, so there I was floating near Kernick, and the TARDIS computer screen picked up a Kernick version of Tumblr. Well, I would have joined that, only you had to donate a bucket of flies for membership, and where was I going to get a bucket of flies? I suppose I could have gone to the plant Picollol, where they're over run with flies, but that would take a whole hour.
I.. don't really know what the point in that story was, but never mind.
I'm the Doctor by the way.
Bet you weren’t expecting an update so quickly were you? Admit it.
Anyway, still being carried around by my breast-vehical, I met a lovely bear who was called Ianto. Here’s a photo of us all:
Then later, I met that guy, Gareth again. I was going to tell him that he looked like a big version of MiniIanto Jones, but I didn’t have time before this photo was taken:
Honestly, I’m clearly a celebrity. Later that day, the worst happened. A Cow of Mass Destruction was let loose. Now, a Cow of Mass Destruction (or C.O.M.D) is a bit like a Bull in a China Shop, though considerably different due to a Cow being female and a Bull being Male. Also, the C.O.M.D was not in a China Shop. It was in a hotel. Anyway, so I tracked it down. Here I am with it:
We had a chat, and a few scones, then we played a game of Bingo:
Then the cow went home, and I decided to go to another party. I have no photos of this party and I don’t remember what happened, so it clearly can’t have been important. Either that or MiniJack and I did something we both would rather regret, and MiniRetconned one another.
All in a day’s work